3.1

who am I?
is it a bird?
is it a plane?
peter pan?

No…Not droppage also
She operates on different turf

My name is peter p pen
My middle name
It’s a brand I cannot be reveal

Of opaque Perspex
are the eyes made

The vision
That of the eagle’s
To see the tiny specs
At such great height

From vertigo
is my indisposition
consensusly diagnosed

The cure
Reaching greater heights
The higher fear
Driving out the lower fear
Until no fear is left

Provided the web juice
Is sufficiently stored
For further secretion
I have to soar
Until the last sticky drop

What happens after that?

I glide
I shall be cured

Now where is
The auxiliary tank

Left boot?

Say loh way
Say it in cantonese
Forgot to top up
When the discount was 26%

Holy anorexia nervosa
the mouth's trapped

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3.1
killer litter rebus quiz

this quiz is structured so
that its impossible to
cheat by refering to
the rebus above

it is a test on your memory
and the questions are placed
such that when you read
and answer them
you'll have nothing to fall back on
because the picture would have scrolled away.

Ready.. here goes

1. I see objects being thrown.

2. I see five dollar notes.

3. They are green.

4. I see ten dollar notes.

5. They are red.

6. The red ten dollar notes are heavier.

7. The fall faster.

8. I see someone throwing himself down.

9 He is the vitruvian man.

10. I did not scroll up to peep.

Scoring

If you answer yes to all, congratulation,
you are a Singaporean
money for you comes first
life quite bottom
and you're not a peeping tom
mee rebus is your favourite repast

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3.0

Killer Litter


First noticed when we build our high rise
They come in all shapes and sizes
Down bolsters or pillows
Stools chairs and almeirah

A falling object instantly grows
To be lethal

According to the theory of relativity
It morphs to a massive missile
When it gains speed and momentum
Proportional to the square of the speed c
Under the attraction of gravity

Strangely nothing untoward has happened
In charmed Singapore
No one has been killed or maimed so far

So what’s it about Icarus
Flying perilous
Close to the sun

Those were not feathers
From him torn
Or from Droppage raked

Just little litter thrown
Overboard for various reasons
Unknown or too obtuse

Pastime for a few
Fear factors for the rest

Droppage is safe
I vouchsafe

birdbrain

i actually think
i do prefer
stories about everything
and nothing in particular

however birdman dear
you have deigned to write
stories 'bout birds
stories 'bout flight
interesting it may be
and much fun as well
but i would love to hear
other stuff you have to tell


but worry not
chiding you is not what i'm about
for i love you so
you do need to know
more variety
that's the spice of life
make your day spicy
with lots of assam and curry!



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2.9

like Icarus who flew
too close to the sun
and had the wax that glued
his feathered wings melted
the stiches unravelled
his body toasted brown

could droppage be
flung too high
into the path
of a moving object
which being much much bigger
or much much noisier
or much much hotter
shook or melt the feathers
off the back of Droppage

from the amount seen
slowly drifting down
a very fluffy bird indeed
must have been shorned

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2.8
WHILE DROPPAGE IS HAVING HER FLING

Heres some sugary from a spicy girl for dads day
a lo and behold
father's day doth come
a special day every once a year
we go and eat dim sum

or not.
tze char was the order of the day
a yummy dish
a drink or two
chilli so hot
sends you straight to the loo.

what is it really
about father's day
that makes it so special

papa =
daddy =
driver =
ATM machine

a thousand names
a million favours
that's what daddies do-
be life savers

this is just to say,
i love you daddy
you're one in a million
i'd rather have you
than a mound of gold bullion

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2.7
humphrety dumpety

that comes from performing
without the safety
of harness of the safety net
below
as well as above
to prevent the uncushioned fall
and to filter the droppings from
your migratory wild cousins
acute and sharp hniv strain

now totally exposed
to the worst case scenario
the inevitable has happened

twisted by a vetebrate inveteracy
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2.6

Droppage pleads

please indulge her
one last act
before you pan
and fry her

pamper the showy girl in her

let her assault you
with one last sommersault
before you send in
the army
the civil defence
the clowns

she must solve
the algebra
of the alegria
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2.5
gotcha 1

droppage assuages
have no fear
call not the army
the civil defence
the helicopter

just a ruse

droppage is adept
at home in high places

to heighten interest
she pirouettes

look
she now balances
on the side bar
to sock it to
the cirque du soleil

Gothcha 2
e(gg)rratum (thrownum)
my hocusfocus
what bad english
weird spelling

stopage it is not
stoppage it is

how can you write
so beautiful and sweet
when your spelling
just can't take the heat.


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2.4
oopsie....must be in a moment
of forgetfulness
droppage missed a foothold
and flipped

she's been spinning
for the past hours or so
a perpetual windmill
going even when no wind

unstopable

call an ambulance
the civil defence
the commandos

what a snafu
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2.3
as early as next year
droppage can go to Sentosa
by the revamped cable car
flying on a trapeze
jingling jangling the toes
gingerly dangling the feet

she has been security checked
frisked for bombs projectiles
flip flops droppage might drop

2.2 

see you in lord
your courtship
upon your honour
don't be so dour
its just sloven indolence …….Droppage

THE PUPIL

giggle giggle gumdrops!
twinkling eyes and parted lips
amidst the stony stares

everything comes to a standstill
an eternity has passed

the judge glares
the pupil stares

"pardon your insolence my honour!"
says she
quivering eyes
quaking knees

tick tock tick tock
an eternity has passed

the judge screams
people take cover
files fly

the pupil has failed the test

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2.1 

Droppage is posing in the nude
to expose her fig body

its arty
will not turn on
the steam roller of protest

however her father gave her
the permission
with the provison
that a veil buffers her buff

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2.0 

When I am lying on my back
Buoyant and floating
Enjoying the sun
I can contemplate
The disparate pairs of
Velvet hands winking
fragrant hands fretting
bejeweled hands beguiling
The greasy hands embalming
The moist hands nurturing
The varicose hands prognosticating

When I am splattering, floundering
Struggling against the deep
The hands I grab
Would be the unthinking
The Instinctive


For would I thinking
Refuse as
unsafe
Unoffered
Unexteneded
Ineffectual
untruth
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1.9 

lately Droppage's friend comes across
a interesting product
a torch light that does not use battery
but on advance magnetic induction technology
obtains power to light up a torch

how often i forget to remove the batteries
and the batteries leak away

here you charge this torch
just by shaking the torch for a short while
it can power the torch up to 2 hours of usage

the cost for this torch is only $7

If you are keen to have one or know of someone
that needs such a device
contact my friend
this is not a commercial plug
my friends email

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1.8 

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1.6 

more than one

its not going to be
the ignominy of the mockery
of a one horse race after all
Droppage looks up and is happy
some one has heard her wish

she is spared from
the dizzying odds
of a hundred to zilch
chance of electing a one horse
which never need to run in a race
in a course so steep to one side
hat others prefer to run
the steeple chase instead

if it is really a horse race we’re having
at least there’s the chance
of a dark horse
of the people
by the people
for the people
with the people
from the people
wins

1.5 

a few good men

Droppage has found these
Tommy Koh
Saw Paik
David Gerald
Peter Seah
Sim Wong Hoo
as possible candidates
she is sure there are many more others
but she finds it hard work
but she is still walking around
to find some more
please help her

1.4 

courtesy a la ronin 

over troubled water

Today droppage has stayed far away
From the group seen below

They’re not members of opus dei
But knights temporizing
With a new suit
Of heart bid armour
At Whitleys

An amicable bunch of minor slammers
Who might jam a little
By overcalling over
The top of their cards

Listen to their music
Of silent concentration
directed by none other than o J?

1.3 

Holiday withdrawn syndrome
a holiday long, exciting and fun
ended
gone
over

work starts
and stops
and starts
i sit here
in front of the computer
whining, waiting, wondering
when is my next holiday?

Gourmand gourmet

munch munch munch
chewing, slurping, swallowing
yummy yum yum!
eating is fun!
obviously one can tell
when i describe food so well!